7/16/14- The day that Ultron helped resurrect the stony fandom. Thank you.

7/16/14- The day that Ultron helped resurrect the stony fandom. Thank you.

kelslk:

look at these nerds

kelslk:

look at these nerds

vulcantastic:

Imagine all the Avengers messing with Steve and asking “SO WAS THAT YOUR FIRST _________ SINCE 1945?” about literally everything

"No, Clint. This is not my first hot dog since 1945. I know what a hot dog is…no, that does NOT mean you can take mine! HEY GIVE IT BACK I DIDNT EVEN PUT KETCHUP ON IT YET—"

"Yes, Thor. This is my first cup of Asgardian mead since 1945, or since forever, since I’ve never had it. I don’t think you understand how the joke—nevermind."

"This isn’t my first physical exam since 1945, Bruce, I promise. The dame at the front desk 6 months ago thought my muscles were prosthetic."

"BUCKY YOU CAN’T EVEN ASK ME THAT QUESTION. I HAVE BEEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AS LONG AS YOU HAVE. YOU ARE PART OF THE JOKE, BUDDY. WE’RE BOTH LITERALLY THE JOKE."

"No…that was not my first ‘ass-whooping’ since 1945…Okay, Natasha? Can you please get me…out of this…chokehold?"

"TONY FOR GOD’S SAKE THAT WAS NOT MY FIRST HANDJOB SINCE 1945 YOU JUST GAVE ME ONE 4 DAYS AGO"

but do you think Tony's favourite crisps are doritos tho

colonelrogers:

bootycap:

i think that one day at a meeting clint has a bag of doritos and is munching on them while everyone else is talking and tony is sitting next to him and he reaches over and snags one and right before he puts it in his mouth he looks at it for a moment and realization washes over him and then he lifts the dorito up in front of him and compares it to where steve is standing across the room and starts laughing to himself before having clint take a look and then pretty soon they’re both giggling about it until natasha throws a pen at clint’s face and tells them to shut up and pay attention

but after that the tower does seem to have plenty of doritos in stock…

One day Steve comes back after training and finds a note on his desk; 

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"She will be Mrs Downey for the rest of her days on earth if I have anything to say about it, my wedding ring means everything to me. I had it inscribed with the Latin for ‘Until the wheels fall off’ and I mean that."

zeeewa:

i guess i don’t portray that i want them both being dumb asses enough

zeeewa:

i guess i don’t portray that i want them both being dumb asses enough

zeeewa:

it was a totally dignified, non-dorky experience for both parties, trust me

zeeewa:

it was a totally dignified, non-dorky experience for both parties, trust me

Robert Downey Jr. with wife Susan Downey



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