“People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I’d be the dirtiest skank they’ve ever seen. “
I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for “I love”.
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
A lot of people hate me now. I kind of hate me, too.
Favorite Movies:Easy A 
“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”