good golly

Favorite Movies:Easy A [2010]

“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”

Ugh, worst song ever.

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” - Easy A (2010)

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” - Easy A (2010)

Am I talking too much?

People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I’d be the dirtiest skank they’d ever seen.

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it