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Billboard studies…

“The Venture Bros. Season 5 premiere has officially shifted: Clear your schedule on Sunday, June 2 at Midnight. We just like to keep you on your toes.”

Brock Sampson: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter Gathers: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Dammit, she has gloomy tits!
Brock Sampson: It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and taped them to her chest.
Hunter Gathers: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

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The Venture Bros.

(2003) TV-MA [1 Season]

Teenage numbskulls Hank and Dean, with their embittered mad scientist father, Dr. Rusty Venture, and he-man bodyguard, Brock Samson, face off with a string of oddball villains in this madcap parody of the adventure cartoon “Jonny Quest.”

8.6/10 - IMDB

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JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW VENTURE BROTHERS SEASON AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HYPERVENTILATED FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES

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